The Three Musketeers 2011

After failing in a scheme to steal Leonardo Da Vincis airship blueprints the Musketeers are disbanded by Cardinal Richelieu leaving Athos Porthos and Aramis on the streets of Paris. In the meantime the young reckless and ambitious DArtagnan has set off from Gascony with dreams of becoming a musketeer himself not realizing that they have been disbanded. In no time DArtagnan manages to offend Athos Porthos and Aramis on different occasions and challenges them all to duels. However before the duels can take place they are attacked by guards trying to arrest them for illegal dueling. The exmusketeers and DArtagnan fight off the soldiers leading to the four men becoming a band with the motto of All for one and one for all. Count Richelieu is not only determined to be rid of the musketeers but also schemes with Athos former lover Milady to undermine the reign of King Louis and his wife. The musketeers and DArtagnan are determined to save the royal family and France ...

Review

The three musketeers and by god am I disappointed. I mean don't get me wrong I excepted a simple story with typical elements nice fight scenes and a great cast that can act great. Except for the actually really cool looking fights I didn't get anything the cast is great but the dialogs and script are so horrible even Christoph Waltz couldn't save them. The story is all over the place you don't get to know any of the musketeers or barely a character at all and the biggest problem A movie doesn't have to be realistic for me but it has to make sense in his own universe of the movie (like Matrix its not realistic but logical). The three musketeers plays with the rules of physics logic and sense of a human being like they were beanbags. Oh and surprise surprise 3D is useless but thats nothing new tell me a movie that really had to have 3D except for avatar or maybe tron.

Movie with a simple plot fine one that makes no sense at all you better don't count on my vote.

So if you can enjoy a pointless excuse of a story for some nice swordplay have fun.