Monday, November 4, 2013

Click Here To Watch Clear History (TV Movie 2013)

A PR specialist refuses to market a car called a Howard - a colossal error that loses him a billion and makes him a national joke. He loses his hair shaves his beard takes a new name and moves to Marthas Vineyard. Jump ten years Rolly is a popular local whose sangfroid evaporates when the Howards inventor moves to the island. Rolly his old self unrecognizable hatches a plan to rid the island of his nemesis he also decides to woo the billionaires wife. Fellatio a former girlfriend a woman whos lost weight her boyfriend the band Chicago a menacing Chechen a bus load of ill children and a pair of neer-do-wells with experience with explosives figure in the story.

Review

I must have a vastly different sense of humor than the writers. Sorry I hated this movie. The Chicago music was great though. I am not a Larry David fan. However I thought I'd give it a shot. I had to fast forward through a few of the excruciatingly long rambling stupid scenes. The scene with the nanny's hair "issue" was just plain dumb and painful to watch.

The fellatio premise was overplayed and added to the annoying features in this movie. The fact that the the cofounder was dumb enough to sell his stock just before the company's release of a new electric car was unbelievable. If I had known that the Seinfeld writers did this movie I would have passed. I hated Seinfeld too.