Sunday, December 29, 2013

Click Here To Watch Adventures in the Sin Bin (2012)

Review

This script never should have gotten the green light. The idea could have been used to write a good movie but it wasn't. Instead it's slow and there's no real plot. A kid with a prep school scholarship and van gets used by the other kids at school so they can have sex with loose girls...in his van

It's just ridiculous and doesn't happen. If the writers were more creative they could have created a scenario where this made sense but they completely failed. The characters don't make up for the failure in story nor do the performances of some rather goofy looking actors.

In reality these RICH 16 year olds would have a party house somewhere be it that of a young adult that sells them drugs or that of a kid with loose parents that don't discipline himher. The one thing kids don't do today is struggle to find places to have sex! This is hands down the most tragic casual sex generation modern society has ever produced. Teens today aren't even all that concerned with who they have sex with let alone where. Sharing a shag wagon is something you're more likely to see in the suburbs where it's not quite poverty stricken but not quite middle class and even then it's not so likely considering the values of this culture.

It's a dud and I can't recommend it for any reason at all. Nothing happens no nudity no comedy no good vs bad conflict and resolution. Even the story between the orphaned brothers is flat and uninteresting. This movie needed much better writing and a more talented cast.