Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Four assassins led by Baron pose as Secret Service agents to commandeer the house of warwidow ELLEN. Her home is a prime sniper position for their plan to assassinate the President on his visit to the small town of Suddenly. The men fool the local cops except for one TODD. A washedup former war hero and deputy who is now the town drunk Todd served with Ellens deceased husband and has developed romantic feelings for her over the years. But she rebuffs his advances. Todd visits the house and is immediately suspicious of Baron but no one will listen to the ravings of a drunk. Once Todd realizes what is going on he manages to kill one of Barons crew but is captured. Now he and Ellen must find a way to stop Baron and his men before they kill the President.

Review

I never saw Lewis Allen's "Suddenly" (1954) but I guess I just don't need because I know a priori that it is an Oscarwinning film comparing to this atrocious remake made by an unskilled dull and inept director that besides being labeled as a moviekiller by making abominable heretic and unintelligible movies still get millions to produce plain pointless excrement.

Nevertheless I swallowed an aspirin and maybe taken a bit away to the fact Boll's last movie drew some fair critics I finally had the courage to assist a movie made by this European quarreling psyche. Unfortunately my expectations weren't wrong at all It was like to have an urge to commit suicide or to mutilate myself for being an utterly idiot.

Boll's cinematic masterpieces according to him ɺlone in the Dark' 'House of the Dead' and ⟺r Cry' are all cemented by virtually 90% of critics and spectators a collection of ramblingdisjointed narratives of absurdity execrable directing vile and poorly written scripts and an unbelievable populist egocentric paranoia product of a tormented mind.

This movie for which it was presented with established actors fails miserably in achieving something other than a mindblowing overly median hogwash.

I really must go out and buy the original movie to make a sincere topic comparison and eventually assert righteously that Uwe Boll must pay in prison terms for brain damage to the public and serious technical incompetence. Even with Liotta and Purcell on the screen the movie drags on into a worn out monosyllabic clichຝ and putrid dialog.

The story of 3 assassins posing as secret agents who find an excellent sniper spot (a house) to murder the US president is tantalizing enough to draw a good script but with Uwe Boll that's not the case For Boll it seems the only person to sense something about the fake agents is an alcoholic selfneglecting and psychically affected and sacked exmarine who can't cope with his friend death years and years ago. Brilliant!

I really think there's not much more to say unless citing all the mumbojumbo and mediocrity that abounds in this Boll's vision of a film. Ultimately dare me to advise you to spare your limited lifetime and patience and skip this for real You won't regret I CAN assure 100%.

PS> Another priceless story is how I ended up seeing this "piece of art". But please don't ask me to I cannot tell Boll can lawfully sue me or else invite me for a matching box until K.O.